astrologytemple:

Aries: Annoyed humour, ranting about some ass hole person and it’s really funny

Taurus: Really fucked up humour, like weird voices and stuff and they do weird scenarios, story telling but they make it so much funnier 

Gemini: Calling people out humour, They always have the best comebacks 

Cancer: Random humour, they say random things when they don’t mean it to be funny but it’s really funny

Leo: Relatable humour, they say things that everyone is thinking but everyone else is too afraid to say it

Virgo: Really weird calm humour, they’ll say something really funny but is a really calm normal voice

Libra: Simon Cowell humour, They criticise or call out people really calmly and its hilarious.

Scorpio: Puts swear words to weird things and then calls people that. (Gordon Ramsay)

Sagittarius: Swearing humour, and really fucked up jokes, like cards against humanity jokes

Capricorn: Sarcasm Oh my God. When someone asks a stupid question they make up such fucked up detailed stories with such a straight face everyone thinks they’re serious or insane

Aquarius: Kind of a dark sense of humour, and they swear a lot but they like whisper swear to make it sound creepy 

Pisces: Oblivious humour, just them sitting there is so fucking funny but they don’t know it